Romeo: Hey I just met you
Juliet:
Romeo: And this is crazy
Juliet:
Romeo: But I saw you at your dad's party I wasn't supposed to attend and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you and we kissed but your nanny called you away and I found out you were a Capulet and got bummed so I sneaked into your backyard in the middle of the night and climbed onto your balcony uninvited to profess my dying love after an hour even though I loved Rosaline like 2 scenes ago
Juliet:
Romeo:
Juliet:
Romeo: So marry me maybe
Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
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